My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
We just shotgunned beers for America
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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