Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Randomize
