And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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