last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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