well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I need moral support for this bender
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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