i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
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We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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