He is such a slut. More and more my type.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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