R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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