She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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