I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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