If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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