You can't motorboat a personality
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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