Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
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I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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