ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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