I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Randomize
