I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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