its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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