I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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