SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
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Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
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Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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