I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
