Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
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mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
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There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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