Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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