I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
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