Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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