your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
vagina is talking i cant
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
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Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
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