I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
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