Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
