Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
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I need you to use more vowels.
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What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
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I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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