i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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