The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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