Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize