what if I'm pregnant?
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turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
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Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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