Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Come share oat with me in your robe
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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