they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
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Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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