I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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