i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
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She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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