I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
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he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
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I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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