Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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