I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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