hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
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So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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