covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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