I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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