it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
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Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
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The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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