Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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