I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Randomize