absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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