So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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