do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
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