white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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