My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
