dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
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michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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