Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
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When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
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Im part way to drunk.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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