holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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