It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I'm sobbing to NWA
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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