What a fucking waste of an outfit
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
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