Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
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I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
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Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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