we have pet lesbian snakes
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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